Something occurred to me earlier when I was contemplating
how disgusting spawning is. And then I realized my epiphany would make a great
baby shower card.
Dear Nancy,
Only two kinds of people have humans in their bellies: cannibals
and pregnant women.
Congratulations on being the latter!!
On the upside, you got an entire human into your gut
legally. On the downside, it’s gonna hurt a whole lot worse when yours comes
out.
Tenderness and whatnot,
Nikki
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