Something occurred to me earlier when I was contemplating how disgusting spawning is. And then I realized my epiphany would make a great baby shower card.
Only two kinds of people have humans in their bellies: cannibals and pregnant women.
Congratulations on being the latter!!
On the upside, you got an entire human into your gut legally. On the downside, it’s gonna hurt a whole lot worse when yours comes out.
Tenderness and whatnot,